Showing posts with label Goth/Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goth/Halloween. Show all posts
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Halloween Humour
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Monday, October 31, 2011
Website of the half-week: Halloween, of course!
Take your pick - you could get lost in these!
http://www.halloween-online.com/
http://www.halloween.com/
http://www.halloween101.com/
http://www.history.com/minisites/halloween
http://halloweenpropmaster.com/
Halloween Carols:
http://www.hauntedhalloweencastle.com/
http://www.thehalloweennetwork.com/
Free Halloween cards here:
And Here:
Crafts For Kids:
http://rats2u.com/halloween/halloween_crafts.htm
Halloween - The Poem by Robert Burns - complete here:
Halloween Folklore: - a JGT favorite!
Halloween In Japan - their zombie food is rockin' it!
Halloween Alphabet Coloring pages (A-Z/English):
The Vintage Halloween Site:
Halloween Is Here:
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Website of the week - Tim Burton & NBC Combo
We wanted to post something fun this week - if you're a Tim Burton fan you'll love The Tim Burton Collective. Click on the movies tab to see individual pages for each one. Don't miss the Lumplings section, either. Also worth investigating:
Tim Burton Dream Site:
For NBC fans, check out HalloweenTown.
Tim Burton Dream Site:
For NBC fans, check out HalloweenTown.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
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