Showing posts with label 2011. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2011. Show all posts

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween Humour

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...

What do birds give out on Halloween night?

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...

Friday, December 14, 2012

Website of the week - Christmas Art by MFPA

Take a look at some of the beautiful paintings & artwork. They're lovely. Now imagine they were all painted either by mouth or by foot. Now the art becomes incredible!
You can send a beautiful Christmas gift AND help a charity at the same time. Here's the American artists site: and here's the international artists site:

"Formed in 1956, the MFPA (Mouth & Foot Painting Artists) is an international, for-profit association wholly owned and run by disabled artists to help them meet their financial needs. Members paint with brushes held in their mouths or feet as a result of a disability sustained at birth or through an accident or illness that prohibits them from using their hands."

To purchase, click 'order form' under the 'our products' drop-down box. They have cards, calendars, prints, books, gift wrapping and more. Or you can browse by artist and read their personal stories. Merry Christmas!

Monday, July 16, 2012

JustGoodTunes FAQ's

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Website of the week - Rankin Bass

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The official RB site:

Get your RB toys and goodies here, our very favourite toy store:
Time & Space Toys:
They have a wonderful selection at decent prices. (There's also lots of Lost, Doctor Who, & sci-fi items as well.) Have fun!

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Website of the week - Thanksgiving/Gratitude

"This web site belongs to you, the visitor. was created to spread the message about the power of Gratitude and to encourage the practice thereof. It is to be used as a tool and enjoyed as a worldwide display of what can spring from simply seeing the abundance that is yours. Use the free gratitude journal to cultivate your own sense of abundance daily or weekly, send free ecards to people who enrich your life, submit a colorful postcard to spread your thankfulness around the globe, or make a gift purchase to brighten someone’s day. Most of all, say THANK YOU, today and every day to the many forces of life that support you ceaselessly."

You can send e-cards, write your own journal, or just browse & read. It's not officially Thanksgiving in every country this week, but it never hurts to stop for a moment and ask - What are you most thankful for?

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving USA!

Funny Thanksgiving Cartoons Here:

And Here:

Website of the half-week - Thanksgiving Helplines

Thanksgiving Myspace Graphics

Thanksgiving Central Here:

Thanksgiving History (US):

Thanksgiving from the Native Americans' point of view:

Need recipe/cooking help? Here's a list of hotline numbers:


Many big food companies have hotlines staffed with experienced Home Economists for instant, personalized help during the holidays. Print out this list and tape it inside your pantry door for quick reference.

  • Butterball Turkey Talk-Line: 1-800-BUTTERBALL
    The Turkey Talk-Line from the folks at Butterball is a great place for answers to turkey questions. The line is open Monday through Friday from 8 AM to 6 PM CST from now until December 21. And the best part of all: it's open Thanksgiving day, starting at 6 AM CST!! TDD line: 1-800-TDD-3848. Bilingual help is available. Online help in Spanish and English.
  • Honeysuckle White Help Line:1-800-810-6325
    This line offers pre-recorded answers to lots of your turkey preparation questions. Online help and leftover recipes.
  • Perdue Farms: 1-800-473-7383
    Find out about roasting, carving, stuffing, gravy and turkey leftovers. Online help.
  • USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline: 1-888-674-6854
    If you have questions about food safety, including storage, handling and preparation of the Thanksgiving turkey, call the USDA hotline weekdays from 9 AM to 3 PM CST. TDD line: 1-800-256-7072 Online help for most frequently asked questions.
  • Reynolds Turkey Line: 1-800-745-4000
    This hotline is open 24 hours a day. Call to get the best tips about cooking using Reynolds products. Online help.
  • Fleischmann's Yeast Baker's Help Line:1-800-777-4959
    This helpline, for all your questions about breads and rolls, is open Monday - Friday from 9 AM - 7 PM, all year long. Online help.
  • Land O’Lakes Holiday Bake Line: 1-800-782-9606
    Any and all baking questions are answered from 8 AM to 7 PM CST at Land O’Lakes from now until Christmas Eve. Online help.
  • Hershey's Consumer Hot Line: 1-800-468-1714
    Let the folks at Hersheys walk you through every chocolate question you've ever had. Ask for recipes too! This line is open Monday - Friday from 9 AM to 4 PM EST, all year round. Online help.
  • Betty Crocker Hotline:1-888-ASK-BETTY or 1-888-275-2388,
    This phone line is open Monday - Friday from 7:30 AM to 5:30 PM CST, year round. Get information on everything from baking perfect cookies to delicious gravy. Online help.
  • Libby Consumer Hot Line: 1-800-854-0374
    Stressed about your pumpkin pie? Get tips and advice, plus recipes using canned pumpkin. The line is open Monday - Friday from 8 AM - 8 PM EST, all year round. Online help.
  • Ocean Spray Consumer Helpline:1-800-662-3263
    Learn everything you ever wanted to know about cranberries, including ideas for using leftover canned cranberry sauce. The hotline is open Monday - Friday from 9 AM - 4 PM EST, all year round. And it's open on Thanksgiving! Online help.

  • Friday, November 18, 2011

    Website of the week - Pets & Food Safety

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    With all the focus on food this month, it's easy to overlook our animal friends. Here is an excellent reference for people foods that may or may not be harmful to our pets. And we all know animals tend to ingest the strangest things!

    ASPCA's Animal Poison Control:

    Click people foods (near the bottom) to the see the list. There's also handy guides for:
    Cleaning products
    Human medications & cosmetics
    Plants & trees
    Miscellaneous (?!)

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    Here are some other helpful, informative sites:

    A Dog's Thanksgiving Day:

    Thanksgiving Safety Tips for Your Dog:

    The Dog Whisperer's TG Advice:

    The Fun Times Guide to Dogs:

    Foods to Avoid Feeding Your Dog:

    Holiday Safety Tips for Cats:

    When Good Dogs Eat Bad Things:

    Safe Holidays for Dogs and Cats:

    Don't have a pet? Chances are you know someone that does. Impress them with your newfound knowledge. ;-)

    Sunday, November 13, 2011

    Website of the week - Southwest (US) Indian Art

    They have beautiful pottery, Navajo rugs, kachina dolls, jewelry, weavings, baskets, etc. Buy something you like or just look. It's beautiful!

    See It Here:

    Sunday, November 6, 2011

    Website of the week - Kraft Cooking School

    Is one of your New Year's Resolutions to learn how to cook OR to get better at it? Or do you need some early Thanksgiving ideas? Then you need to see this:

    Kraft Cooking School:

    Canadian Kraft Cooking School:

    Australian/NZ Kraft Cooking School:

    Kraft Escuela De Cocina: (En Espanol)

    Kraft Deutsch (Germany):

    Other countries:

    Helpful how to videos show you exactly how it's done. Plus they have thousands of easy recipes. Be sure to send us a sample of your cooking! ;-)

    Monday, October 17, 2011

    Monday, October 10, 2011

    Website of the week - Breast Cancer Awareness

    October is both spring & fall, depending on where you reside. But world over, there are too many people stricken with this awful disease. Did you know men can get it as well? In America & Canada, October is breast cancer awareness month and it is symbolised with a pink ribbon. Here are some helpful sites:

    National Breast Cancer Awareness Month - The Site:

    The Breast Cancer Site: (THIS is the one to visit most - one click from you can help!)

    Breast Cancer Care UK:

    The Olivia Newton-John Cancer Centre (AU):

    Pink Ribbon International:

    Pink For October:

    Estee Lauder turns certain buildings pink in commemoration, including:

    The Harbour Bridge Sydney Australia
    The Hangzhou Department Store Hangzhou China
    Niagara Falls Ontario Canada
    The Eden Project Cornwall England
    The Majestic Hotel Cannes France
    The French Affiliate Building Paris France
    The Angel of Peace Munich Germany
    City Hall Reykjavik Iceland
    Azrieli Towers Tel Aviv Israel
    Constantine’s Arch Rome Italy
    The Arena Verona Italy
    Tokyo Tower Tokyo Japan
    City Hall Square Seoul Korea
    The Dam Square Amsterdam The Netherlands
    The Skytower Auckland New Zealand

    Spanish: Lazo Rosado
    French: Ruban Rose
    Italian: Nastro Rosa
    German: Rosa Schleife
    Dutch: Roze Lint
    Danish: Lyserøde Sløjfe
    Czech: Růžová stužka
    Finnish: Roosa Nauha
    Hungarian: Rózsaszín szalag
    Norwegian: Rosa Sløyfe
    Latvian: Rozā lente
    Lithuanian: Rožinis kaspinas
    Persian: روبان صورتی
    Polish: Różowa Wstążka
    Romanian: Panglica Roz
    Russian: Pозовая лента
    Slovak: Ružová stužka
    Swedish: Rosa Bandet
    Turkish: Pembe Kurdele
    Hebrew: סרט ורוד
    Serbian: Ružičasta mašna
    Slovenian: Rožnati trak

    To lighten the mood a bit, here's a fun list of October holidays worldwide:

    * Children's Book Week (England) - First Week of October
    * National Day (China, People's Republic of) -October 1
    * Independence Day in the Republic Of Cyprus October 1
    * Independence Day in Nigeria- October 1
    * International Day of Non-Violence - October 2
    * German Unity Day (Tag der Deutschen Einheit) - October 3
    * Proclamation of Portuguese Republic (Portugal) - October 5
    * International World Teachers' Day - October 5
    * Independence day in Nigeria - October 6
    * Independence day in Croatia - October 8
    * Thanksgiving (Canada) - Second Monday of October
    * Thanksgiving (German Europe)(Erntedankfest) - the first Sunday in October
    * Health and Sports Day (Japan) - Second Monday of October
    * Columbus Day (Most of United States) - Second Monday of October
    * World Food Day - October 16
    * Constitution Day in Niue - October 19
    * Apple Day - October 21
    * Remembering the Hungarian Revolution of 1956 - October 23
    * United Nations Day - October 24
    * Day of the Romanian Army - October 25
    * Independence Day in St. Vincent & the Grenadines - October 27
    * Independence Day in Turkmenistan - October 27
    * Navy Day (United States) - October 27
    * Independence Day in Greece October 28
    * Republic Day in Turkey October 29
    * Halloween - October 31

    More October Fun here:

    And here: