Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The LaFont Family - Turkey Carols (2006)




1 — Here We Come A Caroling (0:23, 411 KB)
(sung to the tune of Here We Come A Caroling)
2 — Stuffed Turkey (0:47, 790 KB)
(sung to the tune of White Christmas)
3 — Turkey-Filled Thanksgiving (0:26, 459 KB)
(sung to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)
4 — O Come All Ye Hungry (0:45, 753 KB)
(sung to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
5 — Turkey Wonderland (1:20, 1,307 KB)
(sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
6 — Joy To The World (1:42, 1,654 KB)
(sung to the tune of Joy To The World)
7 — Food High (1:08, 1,119 KB)
(sung to the tune of Sleigh Ride)
8 — It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Turkey (0:36, 617 KB)
(sung to the tune of It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
9 — Oh Holy Cow (1:14 1,207 KB)
(sung to the tune of Oh Holy Night)
10 — There Once Were Some Pilgrims (0:26, 469 KB)
(sung to the tune of Away In A Manger)
11 — Away With the Adkins (0:27, 477 KB)
(sung to the tune of Away In A Manger)
12 — Water’s Burning On An Open Fire (1:34, 1,522 KB)
(sung to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
13 — Twelve Days Of Thanksgiving (4:12, 3,997 KB)
(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)
14 — I’ll Be Home For Turkey (0:50, 843 KB)
(sung the the tune of I’ll be Home for Christmas)
15 — It’s The Most Wonderful Meal Of The Year (1:17, 1,253 KB)
(sung to the tune of It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year)
16 — O Come, O Come (0:38, 653 KB)
(sung to the tune of O Come, O Come Emanuel)
17 — The Little Turkey Boy (2:23, 2,297 KB)
(sung to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy)
18 — The Turkey And The Dressing (0:26, 465 KB)
(sung to the tune of The Holly And The Ivy)
19 — Thanksgiving Don (0:20, 363 KB)
(sung to the tune of Here We Come A Caroling)
20 — Out Of The Door And Across The Street (0:21, 387 KB)
(sung to the tune of Over The River And Through The Woods)
21 — Silent Night, Something’s Not Right (0:41, 704 KB)
(sung to the tune of Silent Night)
22 — Turkey Day (0:39, 670 KB)
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
23 — Plates Are Full (0:53, 891 KB)
(sung to the tune of Silver Bells)
24 — Belching All Night (0:44, 747 KB)
(sung to the tune of Silent Night)
25 — Oh Turkey Bird (0:30, 523 KB)
(sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree)
26 — We Wish You... (0:34, 591 KB)
(sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thanksgiving Humor

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happy thanksgiving

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

turkeys sound like cows for blind man on thanksgiving

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.

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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.

Blessing

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

thanksgiving prayers
have a happy thanksgiving

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Wacky Wednesday is on temporary hiatus - while we celebrate Japan's Disaster Prevention Day!
Have a fire drill with all your friends! Attend a reptile anti-venom making party. Go around removing doors from old refrigerators (for the children!) Buy yourself a new Richter scale. Assemble or update your typhoon survival supply kit. And as always, be on the lookout for Godzilla!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Website of the week - The Not Al Page



It seems Weird Al Yankovic gets credited with every comedy & parody song that comes along. But alot of them are NOT his. Here's a handy page to see what is and isn't - it's all sorted right here:

http://free.house.cx/~eil/etc/notal_list.html

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Website of the week - That's Not Cool



Are you annoyed by someone who calls, texts, or IM's constantly and you don't know how to get them to stop?

http://www.thatsnotcool.com

Send them a funny callout card. Or just have fun reading these, some are just too funny! Get out from under 'textual harrassment.' LOL

Fun & informative videos with links to their Facebook, Myspace, Twitter & Youtube also.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Website of the week - Kiss This Guy



Kiss This Guy - The Archive Of Misheard Lyrics

Some April Fool's humour for you this week. Possibly the most famous misheard lyric is Jim Hendrix's "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky (kiss this guy.)" There are thousands of artists, songs and stories. You can submit your own misheard words, comment on others OR perhaps finally sort what they really were saying! Have fun exploring and laughing along!

http://www.kissthisguy.com

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Website of the week - Dispatches From The Island

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Lost's season 5 finale has come and gone and we're all beginning to suffer withdrawal. Here's a site to tide us over a bit. It's Jorge Garcia's personal blog! He shares his travel pictures and funny anecdotes. Who doesn't love Hurley?!

http://dispatchesfromtheisland.blogspot.com

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